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2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 7,490 notes
apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 498,828 notes
awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 83,947 notes
tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 16,587 notes
phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 285,924 notes

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 167,085 notes

when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 263,006 notes
hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

mindblowingfactz:

Facial hair strongly influences women’s perception of men’s attractiveness, health, masculinity and parenting abilities

Why is one of his pecks bald

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

mindblowingfactz:

Facial hair strongly influences women’s perception of men’s attractiveness, health, masculinity and parenting abilities

Why is one of his pecks bald

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 13,311 notes
jykinturah:

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT

jykinturah:

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 154,396 notes

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 266,320 notes